My life as a native-born Englisher

So yes, I am a native-born Englisher, although if you have ever had the misfortune of meeting me you wouldn't know that. I mean, have you ever tried to master all the random, unique in's and out's of English? It's not as easy as it sounds. Even so I've decided to be an author, as well as an artist, violinist, and a dozen or so other assorted roles. While I share most of these aspirations with my wonderful, crazy cousin Sydney, any sort of creative passion is meant to me shared. Thus, the Foxy Artiste. Enjoy all my crazy projects!